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Valentine’s Day

5 comments posted in: Blog: My Life

Rant mode. Why are Valentine’s Day cards so crap? If they haven’t got some mushy poem in them then they have bullshit on the front…

To my wife….

All the love I have I give to you” - none left over for the children then?

I love you more and more each day” - I hated you when we got married, but each day I’ve learnt to love you a little bit more. Now I can just about tolerate you.

YOU (in 2” high letters) are the one I love” - and not the girl from accounts I’ve been shagging for the last six months.

Next year I’ll make my own and say something I mean and the wife doesn’t automatically think is nonsense.

Posted: Wednesday, Feb 14, 2007 at 02:22 PM by jochta

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Posted by jochta''s wife on Wed, February, 14, 2007 - 02:40 PM

Who’s the girl in accounts - I’ll kill her! - from jochta’s wife wink

Posted by Dabe on Wed, February, 14, 2007 - 03:00 PM

I heard she had 3 legs…

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on Wed, February, 14, 2007 - 04:16 PM

<boom> I decree this day to be null and void, it is nothing but a commercial entity that takes money from honest men & panders to vain women giving a pointless day long ego boost! <boom>

<boom> Ps… Unless she swallows, then it was worth a bit of cash <boom>

Posted by The Card Helper on Thu, February, 15, 2007 - 02:15 PM

To my wife,
Sorry I’ve got TT tonight.  Happy Valentines Day.

Posted by valentines day wallpapers 2015 on Mon, January, 19, 2015 - 08:06 PM

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